Monday, November 12, 2007
I Have Proof
...that common sense is dead in America.
I was watching Iron Chef America the other night and a commercial came on for Valtrex. Why they would be showing a commercial for genital herpes medication during a cooking show, I have no idea, but I am getting sidetracked.
The commercial listed several interesting facts about genital herpes, then they dropped this bomb on the viewer:
In fact, one study found that up to 70% of people who had herpes got it from their partner when their partner had no signs or symptoms of an outbreak.
I really need to analyze this statement a little further.
First off, about how many people have genital herpes? According to their website, about 50 million people in the US have genital herpes.
OK, so what are the signs or symptoms of an outbreak? Well, they include red, sensitive skin, visible sores, blisters, and even "discharge". Simply put, it would be awfully difficult to miss the signs, even in the throws of passion.
From the data collected above, I can safely assume that approximately 15 million people in this country saw an infected hoo hoo dilly or chacha and hit it anyway.
Like I said, common sense is dead.
I was watching Iron Chef America the other night and a commercial came on for Valtrex. Why they would be showing a commercial for genital herpes medication during a cooking show, I have no idea, but I am getting sidetracked.
The commercial listed several interesting facts about genital herpes, then they dropped this bomb on the viewer:
In fact, one study found that up to 70% of people who had herpes got it from their partner when their partner had no signs or symptoms of an outbreak.
I really need to analyze this statement a little further.
First off, about how many people have genital herpes? According to their website, about 50 million people in the US have genital herpes.
OK, so what are the signs or symptoms of an outbreak? Well, they include red, sensitive skin, visible sores, blisters, and even "discharge". Simply put, it would be awfully difficult to miss the signs, even in the throws of passion.
From the data collected above, I can safely assume that approximately 15 million people in this country saw an infected hoo hoo dilly or chacha and hit it anyway.
Like I said, common sense is dead.
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How do people with herpes get partners? Don't we ship them to one of the remote Hawaiian islands so their infections don't spread?
# posted by 
: November 14, 2007 8:47 PM
: November 14, 2007 8:47 PM
kate - Alcohol is the "X" factor that I completely left out of my research. Damn!
Todd - A clean vagina is only a fifth of Wild Turkey and a lightswitch away.
Brooke - I tend to think that a few of them hit it in Maloney's.
Harry - STD Internment Camps? I like the way that you think my friend.
Todd - A clean vagina is only a fifth of Wild Turkey and a lightswitch away.
Brooke - I tend to think that a few of them hit it in Maloney's.
Harry - STD Internment Camps? I like the way that you think my friend.
That would have to be a lot of booze. I can't even have sex if my legs have hair on them, I couldn't imagine exposing myself in that condition, I am afraid it would take a lot more then being drunk.
I hope you're still among the living, man. I am tagging you. Good luck!
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