The Delta House

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I've been interviewed by the greatness of Todd.

1.) If you were forced to live your life either fifty years in the past or fifty years in the future, which would you choose and why? Elvis, Sputnik, hot rods, the Edsel, Willie, Mickey and the Duke versus being a robot slave in a post-apocalyptic world? Definitely fifty years in the past.

2.) Is a New Englander's false sense of superiority something that he's born with, or is it taught over time? I think that it is something that is taught over time. Also, the further north that you travel, the worse it gets.

3.) Why is Alex Rodriquez such a mangina? I'm not entirely sure, but I guess that it has something to do with being friends with Derek Jeter and playing for the Yankees.

4.) If you had to eat one food item every day for the rest of your life, which would it be and why? A White House Special. It nails all four food groups in a convenient package. Plus, it taste like Jesus himself made it just for me.

5.) In your opinion, who is the most overrated band in the history of rock music? Without a doubt, it's Boston. They made all of three albums over ten years, and every song sounds exactly the same. And for some reason, classic rock stations treat them like royalty.

// posted by flounder @ 9:10 AM