Thursday, December 21, 2006
Seasons Greetings
Today is the official first day of winter and my last day of work before the holiday break. I will be at home tomorrow and throughout the weekend finishing up multiple projects on the house, so there will be no time for blogging.
Whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanza or even Festivus, I hope that you enjoy your holiday and get to spend quality time with your loved ones. I leave you with the following politically correct statement and not-so-politically correct video of my favorite Christmas song.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Whether you celebrate Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanza or even Festivus, I hope that you enjoy your holiday and get to spend quality time with your loved ones. I leave you with the following politically correct statement and not-so-politically correct video of my favorite Christmas song.
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
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I do this with my kids. Ok I don't, but I will think of this everyday for the rest of my career.
Jews...play stupid games....
Jews...play stupid games....
Festivus for the rest of us !!
Have a Happy !
The lil one is getting so big...gotta love Baby's First Christmas !!
:)
Have a Happy !
The lil one is getting so big...gotta love Baby's First Christmas !!
:)
OMG, That picture is precious!! You are blessed!
Hope your Christmas was wonderful, I have a feeling it was!
Hope your Christmas was wonderful, I have a feeling it was!
Hope you had a great holiday season. Happy New Year, wishing you and your family all the best in 2007.
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