Thursday, March 02, 2006
This One's for You, Vince Foster, RIP
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in Ithaca, New York, to talk about the world. After her talk, she offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is.
"Kenneth", replied the little boy.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"Actually, I have three questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out & asks him what his name is.
"My name is Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"Actually, I have 5 questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
4. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. What happened to Kenneth?"
"Kenneth", replied the little boy.
"And what is your question, Kenneth?"
"Actually, I have three questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"
Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillary says "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillary points him out & asks him what his name is.
"My name is Larry."
"And what is your question, Larry?"
"Actually, I have 5 questions:
1. Whatever happened to your medical health care plan?
2. Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office?
3. Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?
4. Why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. What happened to Kenneth?"
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I haven't seen any of the people referred to on Oprah or Entertainment Tonight recently so they can't be very important, can they?
I think you should post about important issues like the tragedy of Jessica and Nick. Or Brad and Angelina's potential wedding. My God, I can barely sleep at night worrying about where it might be!
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I think you should post about important issues like the tragedy of Jessica and Nick. Or Brad and Angelina's potential wedding. My God, I can barely sleep at night worrying about where it might be!
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