Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Spike


This is Spike.

He looks innocent.

He's not.

He can't be trusted to watch your Italian Hoagie.
Take my word on that.


My wife is still pregnant. Ugggh!

Comments:
Spike looks hungry. Keeping my fingers crossed for your wife, she must be in agony right now........ best wishes
 
PPP - No, he's not hungry. That was him napping after he ate my dinner last night. And thanks for the good wishes. She is in good spirits, but ready to get this over with.
 
What kind is he? He is so sweet looking. How do you think he will do with the baby?
 
Shannon - He is a nightmare. That dog is five years old and acts like a puppy.

Sonya - He is a Pekingese. Our friend's were over last week with their 10 month-old, and he was great. He played very gently, and it was very encouraging.
 
There is a show on Animal Planet that tell you how to introduce your dog to a new baby. You let it smell the blankets and the outfit it will coming home in and you let it smell the toys, but give Spike his own toy so he won't take the babies. I bet they will be best friends.
 
That dog is adorable! When was your wife due?
 
Question is, can you get Spike wet after midnight?
 
Sonya - My wife thinks that she is the dog whisperer, so we'll be fine. She has been carrying around a doll for about a week and playing baby crying sounds on the computer, so I think that they are getting used to it.

Phats - She was due last Friday, so it should be any day now. Don't let his cuteness fool you. He is a white hot ball of canine terror.

Mac - You should get a dog, just to piss of your roommate.

Egan - Actually, we fed Gizmo after midnight, and that is how we got Spike. Getting him wet is strictly forbidden at all times.
 
I'm telling everyone in Ventnor that you said "hoagie."

Shoobie.
 
Brooke - Busted!

Damn.

I almost said grinder.
 
I can't see the pic. Now I'll never feel safe with my hoagie/sub/grinder.
 
I'm going to contact The White House about this.

You are so done.
 
My mother, sister and niece are coming up here on 3/24, and I told them that they were not going to be allowed in the house unless they bring me 3 whole White House Specials.

They think that I am joking.

I'm not.
 
oh no..still pregnant...i feel for ya dude...sending out well wishes to you both..my new prediction is friday
 
What's the shedding like with dogs like this? I've been toying with the idea of getting one for a while but my cat has given me an absolute terror of fur.
 
Greta - She is in good spirits, so we'll see what the doc says today. My guess is that he will want to induce on Friday.

NG - We've tried sex, raspberry leaf tea, sex, nipple stimulation, sex, foot rubs, sex, and lots of walking, all to no avail. I've got my colon-blasting chili in teh crock pot now, so we'll give that a try tonight.

Bill - It not that bad. I had a yellow lab along with these two Pekingese, and there was fur everywhere. Once the lab was gone, it wasn't bad at all. I've got two cats that we do not allow on the main level of the house, only in the partially finished basement, for that very reason.
 
Try massaging her hand where the thumb joins up with the palm.

At the very least, it will feel good.

I tried all that stuff, too, and nothing worked. I just woke up at 5 one morning feeling pains while I watched "Andy Griffith Show" reruns.
 
I bet Spike drinks Tab Energy and enjoys a good rimming.
 
Spike LOOKS LIKE an italian hoagie.

Respectfully yours,

B.
 
Give her a sub!
 
Oh wow, how cute! I had a shitzu mix when I was growing up, looked a bit like Spike here...her name was Sassy ;) Cute pup
 
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