Wednesday, February 01, 2006
Do you know me?
We've all seen Mackenzie's great boobs, Brooke's ass ink, and Spy's eyes, but no one has ever seen the Flounder. Well, I have been posting steadily for over a month now, and I want to see if any of you have been paying attention. Though I have never described myself in the least, I am curious to see what you think I may look like.
Let's start with an easy one. I am:
A) a Man
B) a Woman
I am:
A) Hispanic 
B) White
C) Asian
D) Black
I:
A) have a full beard
B) am clean shaven
C) have a mustache
D) have a goatee
E) have mutton chops
My hair is:
A) blonde
B) brown
C) red
D) all gone
E) grey
I am:
A) under 5' 6"
B) between 5' 7" & 5' 10"
C) between 5' 11" & 6' 1"
D) over 6' 1"
I weigh:
A) under 175 lbs
B) between 175 lbs and 225 lbs
C) between 225 lbs & 300 lbs
D) over 300 lbs
I have:
A) a tattoo of Chief Osceola on my left bicep
B) a tattoo of Darth Vader on my right calf
C) a tattoo of my wife's name on my right bicep
D) no tattoos
Well, let's see how you do...
***Update 2/2/06
Many of you were very close, but no one got everything right (though I appreciate no one saying that I was bald). I almost had the tattoo of Chief Osceola, but I got stuck at work the day my best friend got his and wasn't able to do so.
I particularly love this picture of myself for a couple of reasons. First, it was taken in Maloney's, the bar where I met my wife that closed this past summer and was demolished in the fall. Second, because it shows how pissed off I look when I am waiting for my beer!
A or B. White or maybe Hispanic (a black/asian man would not be stupid enough to marry into a family full of "necks")
D. Goatee
D or B. brown hair or or gone (enough angry rants at single mom's in parking lots will do that to you)
B. just going with an average answer (maybe you are shorter)...I have gotten that before. The first time I met this lady (in her 80's) over the Christmas Holidays said, "Oh, you are Amy - I thought you'd be taller..."
B. again with the "average" answer....don't want to offend with an obesity/anorexic answer.
D. No Tattoos - I don't know your exact age, so I can't even stereotype you....
Happy Guessing to ALL!
ames
I'll play i like games
Man
White
Full Beard
Grey
5'11-6'1
between 225-300
Chief tattoo
How'd i do?
1. Unibrow or 2 brows
2. Missing teeth, all your teeth, teeth white or teeth black
3. Six pack abs or keg beer belly
4. Piercings and where
let me keep thinking and I'm sure I'll come up with more.
Sonya, you mean summer teeth? Summer green, summer brown, summer broke, summer missing
A) a Man - you write like one
B) White
B) am clean shaven
B) brown
B) between 5' 7" & 5' 10"
Weight...don't understand lbs
D) no tattoos
Thanks for the pic. I got all of them right, but the weight. You don't look that weight though. Are you sure? Anyway, love the pic. Please share more, you handsome devil.
Mac - Indeed you have.
No, I'm not jealous. Not at all.
I'm looking at your pic doing cat calls and whistles !! woooo wooo
as for the guy behind you??...turn around and give him an atomic wedgie !!
Spy - Of course, I know that you would have gotten them all right. You are much too kind with the cat calls. Some light panting will suffice.
Well, we did play football together in HS, and changed in the same locker room. I don't recall him having a little one or big one for that matter, though.
Nice pic of yourself you have posted. :)
TG - The only thing worse than waiting for a beer is waiting too long for your own family member to bring said beer.
Ames - You missed one or two, so you win only my undying affection.
Shannon - I am quite snuggly indeed, but Mrs Flounder tends to have the jiggy leg when she sleeps, so snuggling rarely happens.
PPP - You realize that I am gettting a huge head from all of these compliments. No doubt I will become unbareable to live with.
Phats - You are from Purdue, so you must be used to winning nothing by now.
I think I did that guy standing behind you.
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